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11:02pm September 22, 2014

beranyth:

"Sex is an activity that is not inherently good or bad that some people enjoy and some people don’t/have no interest in"

  • yes

"Sex is amazing just some people don’t want the amazing thing"  

  • nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
5:37pm September 22, 2014

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

5:35pm September 22, 2014

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

5:35pm September 22, 2014

ominousbean:

I bet Zeus became a lot more open-minded after having Athena.

5:35pm September 22, 2014
5:34pm September 22, 2014

scenicroutes:

[sighs deeply]

5:28pm September 22, 2014

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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5:27pm September 22, 2014

asmilinggoddess:

this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

5:25pm September 22, 2014

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.